My Secret Recipe, shhhhh.
2 pieces of wheat bread(the fancier the better)
4 thick slices of Cheddar Cheese *or if your super fancy, try using an assortment of cheeses like: cheddar, havarti, and gouda.
1/2 an avocado, sliced * if your so-not-socal, try substituting with jalepenos instead.
2 tomato slices
2 pieces of peppered bacon
A little butter in the pan, a fruit salad, corn chips, salsa, and a heinken; and you'll be well on your way to tackle the better half of the day.