interview with Misty from Survivor (fiction. yes, i'm doing my first fake interview.)
me: hey misty, long time. congratulations on the Survivor spot.
misty: thanks, it has been a long time hasn't it?!?
me: yah, i think the last time i saw you, you were trying to hide my clothes in the back of your closet. nice one.
misty: sorry about that, but after living with me didn't you kinda expect crazy tactics?!?
me: i suppose i should have. i did expect you to be on reality tv eventually; although, i must be frank, i expected to see you on something like "Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire" not Survivor. which has me wondering, what lead you to do something like Survivor?
misty: well, you know how competive i am being the former Ms. Teen Texas and coming from a military family...i'm a tomboy in highheels.
misty: what?!? you know how down to earth i am.
me: (still laughing) i'm sorry, i'm sorry. it's just your so good at convincing not just other people but...never mind, that's rude of me. i'm being a total bitch and it's totally uncalled for. i think you'll win this thing. i really do. good luck.
misty: (tries to hug me so she can lift my wallet out of my purse)