Friday, January 27, 2006

despite my inner voice begging not to blog about the recent change in my body odor (or lack therewas), i'm going to anyways. see, it all started happening about the time i found out i was pregnant. i began to notice a musky smell i had smelled before on other people but never on myself: it was the dreaded stench hippie’s worldwide-yes the infamous stank of B.O! this might be gross to some, but i swear, i have never needed deodorant. never. my sweat, well at least Use to be, completely and mysteriously, odorless. i could go out for a five mile run, be just drenched in sweat, and not smell at all. i chalk this phenomenon of mine up to the fact i limit the amount of animal fat and animal bi-products in my diet- but i have no Fitness or Shape article to back this up. totally hypothetical. now all of a sudden though, i'm smelly-i stink-and since i haven't bought deodorant since Teen Spirit, and therefore have no idea what to buy now that i'm Adult Spirit, i've been using my husband's manly ArmGuard (or something super masculine like that) then masking that up with my perfume, Burberry Brit. as you could imagine, i now smell like a girl who just got, not just some, but Alot. and although i don't mind that perception, i would like my own deodorant stick. any suggestions?

4 comments:

Michelle said...

It really is impressive that you have gone this long without the need for deodorant. I used Mitcham Women. You cant smell It and you cant smell You, which is perfect for Me. Teen Spirit now comes in like 35 different scents, its pretty awesome.

EC said...

Missie, I lived with you. Trust me, this is not the first time you've had BO.

Missie Rose said...

whatever rob G'Funk, you fail to forget about that upper lip of yours.

EC said...

What's wrong with my upper lip?