Elf.

At one point in my life, I thought myself too cool for skool, so cool when asked if I would dress up as an elf for the Spree Xmas Extravagenza, I declined. Now years later I have been re-given the same oppurtunity. Now years later i'm not so cool to decline. Hell Yeah i'll put on those stripped tights and pointy ears, just bring it on Clause, let's dance to the carols and get all freaky deaky Seasons Greetings Style.

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