i dreampt last night we named the baby Roman. this dream comes after another dream i had a month or so ago where we named him Trevor-two names i hadn't thought of until i woke up the next morning from dreaming it. jon dismissed Trevor immediately on the basis he has known a few doosh bags named Trevor, but Roman he pondered with while walking out of the backdoor this morning, coffee in hand.

i also dreampt he, being jon obviously, wanted to have sex with the chic from Father of the Bride, and i was like, whatever as long as i can have sex with Kelly Rippa's hot hubby. something else i hadn't thought of till i woke up from dreaming it.

i wonder if he's wearing pleather pants to coordinate with that shirt?!?